I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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