maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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