these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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