So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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