I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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