So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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