Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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