watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
