At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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