Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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