Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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