I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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