What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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