woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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