I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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