He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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