Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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