Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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