At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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