THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just took my morning after pill in the library
did i walk over a car last night?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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