I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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