everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
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Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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