I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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