We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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