Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can i not drive my cunt home
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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