That's intense
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
