Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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