glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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