my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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