I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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