weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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