At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just want nice things and good sex
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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