Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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