they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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