"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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