So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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