Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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