So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
