the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She announced her abortion via fbk
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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