Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize