Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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