she was so not down for the gang bang
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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