No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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