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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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