5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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