I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i believe in u and ur pee
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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