She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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