Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
