It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
porn star boner night. come get it.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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