Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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