I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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