Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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