plz talk dirty to me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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