is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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