Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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